One if by Land, Two if by a Slightly Longer Land-Route 1 Season 17 Episode

Episode #1

Baa Baa Blackmail

Episode #2

Murder, She Tweeted

Episode #3

Dead Men Don't Wear Spanx

Episode #4

The Mummenschantz Conundrum

Episode #5

Hickory Dickory Danger

Episode #6

A Fistful of Chowder

Episode #7

The Equinox Equinox

Episode #8

Heavy Hangs the Fannypack

Episode #9

A Prayer for Dick Butkus

Episode #10

Wanted: Dead... or with Chives

Episode #11

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish

Episode #12

The Turducken Kerfuffle

Episode #13

What the Rowboat Saw

Episode #14

Satan's Kazoo

Episode #15

Paper or Plastique?

Episode #16

A Jeff Bridges Too Far

Episode #17

One if by Land, Two if by a Slightly Longer Land-Route

Episode #18

No Time for Tetherball

Episode #19

Do You Want Lies with That?

Episode #20

Zeus was Framed

Episode #21

The El Chapo Cartel Saves Christmas

Episode #22

A Sleigh Full of Slay

Episode #23

How the Grinch Stole Innocence

Episode #24

Hairdryer: 1, Frosty: 0

Episode #25

Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-Murder

Episode #26

A Quantum of Kwanzaa

Episode #27

The Mistletoe Manifesto

Episode #28

Santa vs. Rudolph vs. Predator

Episode #29

2011: A Spanx Odyssey

Episode #30

Return to Devil's Condo

Episode #31

Voodoo or Voo Don't

Episode #32

The Monkey's Paw And Then The Rest Of The Monkey

Episode #33

Houston, We Have A Murder

Episode #34

A Fistful of Dollars, A Mouthful of Travelers Cheques

Episode #35

The Conundrum Enigma

Episode #36

Damn The Torpedoes, Full Greed Ahead

Episode #37

Hello And Dubai

Episode #38

Something Smelly That Way Went

Episode #39

You Say Tomato, I Also Say Tomato

Episode #40

A Renaissance Most Foul

Episode #41

Who Will Cry for The Third Nipple?

Episode #42

A Finger Un-Pulled

Episode #43

Rendezvous at Meet-Up Point

Episode #44

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Humor Truck

Episode #45

"Whisper," She Shouted

Episode #46

The Unitard Dilemma

Episode #47

Octoparrot vs. Megakitten

Episode #48

Death Takes A Time-Share

Episode #49

Love Gets Liposuctioned

Episode #50

How Stella Got Her Car Back

Episode #51

The Asiago Index

Episode #52

The Devil's Email Attachment

Episode #53

Air Force One 2: Revenge of President Dracula

Episode #54

If This Van's a Rockin', I'm Having a Seizure Inside My Van

Episode #55

Hooray For Scabies

Episode #56

The Case of the Missing Show Title

Episode #57

The Double-Fudging Of Vanessa Del Rio

Episode #58

World War Wheeee!

Episode #59

A Mystery Wrapped Inside a Calzone

Episode #60

The Rise and Fall of John Reisenphal

Episode #61

Captain Facepunch vs. the Punch-Proof Face!

Episode #62

Seven Salads for Seven Brothers Who Are Sexually Attracted to Salads

Episode #63

Everybody Wang But Don't Chung Tonight

Episode #64

Excuse Me, But May I Murder You?

Episode #65

Ninjas Don't Wear Corduroy

Episode #66

The Spatula Peninsula

Episode #67

And in This Corner... Gingivitis!

Episode #68

The Lion, The Witch, And The Ikea Aspelund Underbed Storage Box

Episode #69

Hell's Cul-De-Sac

Episode #70

Terra Chips at 30,000 Feet

Episode #71

Where There's a Will, There's a Dead Person

Episode #72

Countdown to Crotchfire

Episode #73

Grandpa's Secret, Grandma's Shame

Episode #74

As Time Goes Bi-Curious

Episode #75

Ding Dong the Witch is Dad

Episode #76

A Man For 3 Out Of 4 Seasons

Episode #77

The Candy Man Can't

Episode #78

The Devil's Pre-nup

Episode #79

Dr. No, M.D.

Episode #80

On This Day, A Chump Was Born

Episode #81

Dial T for Misdialed Murder

Episode #82

The Boy Who Actually Used Algebra Later in Life

Episode #83

The Brobdingnagian Abyssinian

Episode #84

Redbeard's Last Stand

Episode #85

The Container Store of My Discontent

Episode #86

The Twin Horrors of Professor Blurryvision

Episode #87

The Umlaut Initiätive

Episode #88

Typo Mysteries Presents: The Haunted Hose

Episode #89

The Awkward Product Placement. Swiffer

Episode #90

Untitled Freddie Prinze Jr. Project

Episode #91

The Falcon CAN Hear the Falconer, Thanks to Miracle Ear!

Episode #92

The Indiscriminate Highlighter

Episode #93

Fuzzy Wuzzy, or Fuzzy Wuzzn't He?

Episode #94

Tomorrow's Episode

Episode #95

Murder at the Murder Trial

Episode #96

Mr. Smith Goes to Hades

Episode #97

Willy Wonka and His Much Less Popular Beef Jerky Factory

Episode #98

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Pink Berry

Episode #99

Quoth the Raven, "No Comment"

Episode #100

Green Eggs & Health Code Violations

Episode #101

Is Anyone Paying Attention to These Friggin' Episode Titles?

Episode #102

Wow! You DO Care About These Episode Titles.

Episode #103

Savage. Fred Savage.

Episode #104

She Sells Sea Shells Made Out of Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

Episode #105

It's Gettin' Hard Out There for a Pope

Episode #106

The Title Will Be Added In Later

Episode #107

Quoth the Hipster, "Whatevermore."

Episode #108

A Recipe for Disaster Casserole

Episode #109

Me. Coli

Episode #110

What Happens On Krypton, Stays on Krypton

Episode #111

Are You There, God? It's Me - Your Loanshark

Episode #112

Dragonpuncher 3: The Punchening

Episode #113

An Atheist Named Faith

Episode #114

50,000,000 Connie Selleca Fans Can't Be Wrong

Episode #115

Death Gets a Paper Cut

Episode #116

Length x Width = Tears

Episode #117

Hell Hath No Cell Phone Reception

Episode #118

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish - Oh, God, My Whole Life Has Been a Horrible Lie

Episode #119

Hug Me, Sighed the Porcupine

Episode #120

The Devil Went Down to 7-Eleven and Bought A Slurpee

Episode #121

The One Where Conan Does That Thing

Episode #122

The LOL from Hell O Hell

Episode #123

The Silvery Thistles of St. Lispmoor

Episode #124

Cut, Cap, Balance, And Boogie

Episode #125

The Gentile's Bar Mitzvah

Episode #126

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Karaoke

Episode #127

Cowboys & Aliens 2: Showdown at Glorb Ranch

Episode #128

And the Wind Whispered "Balls"

Episode #129

What if the Title's Too Long for Andy to Successfully Fit it in to the Opening Announce?

Episode #130

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream When Our Elevator Plunges 40 Floors

Episode #131

The Decline of Dee Klein

Episode #132

The Dr. and Mrs. Howard P. Reynolds Foundation Murders

Episode #133

The Devil Drives Stick

Episode #134

Dragon Tamer 3: Dungeon War 2: The Prequel

Episode #135

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Rabbi

Episode #136

I Know What You Did Last Lobsterfest

Episode #137

Eat, Love, Lather, RInse, Repeat

Episode #138

Alex Trebek in Actual Jeopardy

Episode #139

The Title the Announcer Didn't Read Right

Episode #140

A Streetcar Named Dr. Nathan Gluckman

Episode #141

And the Wind Cried, "Harriet."

Episode #142

The One Hour of Footage George Lucas Hasn't Messed With

Episode #143

Quoth the Raven, "That Is So Me!"

Episode #144

President Björk Saves the Day

Episode #145

The Murdering Murderer of Murdertown

Episode #146

The Hunchback of Dekalb County Community College

Episode #147

The Fluffer of Seville

Episode #148

The Day the Proofradar Quit

Episode #149

It Turns Out Stella's Groove Was On Her Head the Whole Time

Episode #150

God Never Closes a Door Without Laughing at You

Episode #151

The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through My Multi-level Marketing Plan

Episode #152

Death Takes a Staycation

Episode #153

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo on Her Face Who Was Unemployable

Episode #154

The Day the Mirth Stood Still

Episode #155

Alibi for the Murder Andy's Committing Tonight

Episode #156

Karate Kid 9: Return to Nun-Chuck Island

Episode #157

The Pretty Girl Waving to Someone Behind You

Episode #158

Footloose 3: Footloosest

Episode #159

The Zombie Who Preferred Salads

Episode #160

Enter the Enterer

Episode #161

The Unbearable Lightness of Light Beer

Episode #162

It's the Great Pumpki-- No Wait, That's Just Conan's Head

Episode #163

A Tree with Dutch Elm Disease Grows in Brooklyn

Episode #164

The Mystery of the Recent NYU Grad Who Got a Job

Episode #165

Just Another Typical Gay Jewish Televised Wedding in New York